It is just a store-bought Key Lime Pie, but it is mine.
I spent my birthday petting cats and not working. Far from the worst birthday I’ve had, but it still feels… empty.
My mother won’t be calling.
She’s the one that always tried to make my birthdays feel special for me, even the year she had to cancel it due to moving and a lack of money. it’s been years since I had any sort of celebration for the anniversary of my birth, but it felt appropriate to have one this year.
idk if uquizzes are still a thing that anyone cares about, but my love for quizzes will never die, so i’m back with another one! i made a dnd class quiz focused more around personality and mindset and less about what abilities you’d like to have in the game.
also, if anyone is interested in a subclass quiz for any of the classes, let me know! i’m totally down to make those, i just don’t know which class to start with haha
I got Artificier and IRL I make robots so this quiz is? Shockingly accurate?
Your Result: Paladin
“You’re an idealistic person who is not afraid to stand up for what you believe in. You’ve got strong opinions and you are fully prepared to back up those opinions with your fists, if necessary. Sometimes you might come on a bit strong, but you always have good intentions. You’re very determined and you don’t back down easily. You have a protective side and, ultimately, you’re just trying to make the world a better place.”
alligator wearing a t-shirt and being carried like a baby into a store that says KEY LIME PIE on the front in huge capital letters no fewer than three times is the most florida thing that i, a native floridian, have ever seen in my entire life
I’m using these images as inspiration for a campaign I’m running. But you should all check out Rudy Siswanto’s art. It really captures the essence of adventure.
“Orc rogue is terrible at stealth” is a classic gag, but I’ve always preferred taking it to the opposite extreme, because turning around and suddenly there’s this absolutely enormous fucker all up in your personal space with no clear indication of how they managed to approach undetected or how long they’ve been standing there will never stop being funny.
That’s a thing I like doing when building characters, partially because I have SUCH a hard time coming up with them – I play with expectations. My beloved squishy caster, my red dragon bloodline sorc, was a half-orc (and half-elf, but that’s another story). No one thinks about or looks at a half-orc and thinks squishy charismatic caster, and yet a 10 str/con 20 cha squishy caster she was. There was burninating. So much burninating.
Not only do I love doing that, but I’ve done it /in character/ even. My warlock (Endil Korvin) is a charismatic Aasimar woman. The stereotypes look to be all there – a dainty beautiful woman who looks to be completely out of her element and slightly clueless; the pinnacle of the squishy caster stereotype. Endil plays it up as much as she can, especially with a constant effect of Disguise Self at will (she doesn’t even know what she really looks like).
Coming up in game, where the DM asked which of us looks the weakest – it is absolutely Endil with the dainty / slightly clueless look. The thief that was with us betrayed us and played “gank the caster” with a poisoned dagger. Which doesn’t work so well against the 18 DEX / 18 CON Warlock that has a wee bit of an anger problem.
