Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

…just the horizontal surfaces? I thought you were an adventurer?

I used to be an adventurer like you, until orc sex made me take an arrow to the knee?

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