my mom and I used to play a game with the Coldwater Creek catalog called “find me something to wear to a dogfight” and we never did but we had so much fun reading the astonishing purple descriptions to each other
this may be the replacement
Listen, The Pyramid Collection has been a staple of my wardrobe and dragon like collection of shiny rocks and silly woo woo shit for at least 30 years. Their plus sizes are called goddess size and they don’t charge any extra for them, pretty much everything goes up to 3x and some stuff goes up higher. If you want to dress like your favorite elementary school art teacher, or like Mrs. Frizzle suddenly got really intensely into her Southwestern pottery class down at the local community center, I highly recommend it. Their stuff is not super well-made but they stand by it and have great customer service.