knitmeapony:

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unicornlordart:

I think I might need Tech Support. 

This is no longer in the scope of tech support.

The power of the holy spirit and a really good exorcist is what you need.

all you gotta do is download adobe reader

anyone care to explain the fuck is happening

What the actual…

What…… what did you do

hoooooow

Sadly, I actually know what this is.
That black red lava stuff, Those are melted wires from the power supply. Like if someone had set an old school power supply to 110v and plugged in 220v.

ultrafacts:

His name: Antanas Mockus

In 1995 he was elected Mayor of Bogotá. Under Mockus’s leadership, Bogotá saw improvements such as: water usage dropped 40%, 7000 community security groups were formed and the homicide rate fell 70%, traffic fatalities  dropped by over 50%, drinking water was provided to all
homes (up from 79% in 1993), and sewerage was provided to 95% of homes
(up from 71%). He had a reputation for honesty. When he asked residents to pay a voluntary extra 10% in
taxes, 63,000 people did so.

How he lowered traffic fatalities: First, he painted the streets with 1,500 or so stars, each signifying where a pedestrian was struck by a car and ultimately died.  But that wasn’t enough. So Mockus surmised that his constituents were not
motivated by fear of being struck by a car, but could be motivated by
embarrassment and/or shame.  So he trained people to be mimes to
mock jaywalkers, and, amazingly, it worked.

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This sounds awesome and I want to fact check this later.