dwinkus:

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

strawberry-guy:

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

dwinkus:

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

Benefit of having a phone number from a relatively far away place – telemarketer spoofing makes it really obvious since no one calls me from that area.

aviewfrommercury:

wizardshark:

froze:

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

oh my god it’s like getting Alexa to talk to Siri except they’re not phones they’re cats